I’m having this wonderful conversation with a woman I met online.
It’s kinda wrapping up and I tell her that I’ll call her again soon.
“So, you’re not going to ask me out?”
*pause* *deer in headlights* *MAC TRUCK*
“Of course, sure, yes, when are you available…”
And I kind of fumbled around with that for a little bit and in the end she gave me a day to sort myself out.
I didn’t think you could do a “deer in headlights” on the phone, but I managed to pull it off.
It’s not that I didn’t initially ask her out because I’m some kind of insensitive jerk, but it’s just that I don’t think of these sorts of things anymore.
I’ve been single for about 10 years now, and I’ve just gotten used to it.
I need to make myself some dating flash cards or something….