My neighbor just dropped off a Christmas card in my mailbox.
On the envelope it said Dale.
In the card, which was very nice, it said Dale.
This kinda started accidentally when he must of forgotten my name and tried Dale.
Now, he has a thickish accent, so I just responded with ‘Hi’.
I mean, it could have been Bill.
But I didn’t have the heart to correct him.
Well, it got worse, and it’s now cemented in a Christmas card.
There’s no turning back now.
Hi, I’m Dale, it’s nice to meet you.