The 3407th Chapter of The Church of Nonconformity
Your followers are a cloistered population,
who seldom speak to outsiders,
who work for a living just like everybody else,
who live in the present, and will try anything (and I mean anything) once or twice,
and who are often viewed as strange or wacky because of their adherence to the principles of the faith.
Your followers are nudists, but wear
a hash pipe
secret ID cards
Your followers are
growing (over 100,000),
and they are trying to spread the "good word" through their good works, and by example.