Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last week I pulled ‘s hair (-5 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I put money in ‘s expired parking meter (14 points). In February I stole ‘s purse (-30 points). In April I set ‘s puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-787 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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