So the problem with a bad memory is that we forget simple songs.

For example:

Hush little baby don’t say a word,
Momma’s gonna buy you a mocking bird.
If that mocking bird don’t sing,
Momma’s gonna buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring don’t shine,
Momma’s gonna buy you a ….. uh….land mine.
If that landmine goes boom,
Momma’s not gonna miiiiiss you….