I pulled into the parking lot of the local Macs store, and I could see inside two youth’s dressed in MegaDeth shirts.
I had on my usual polo and long shorts, with sandals. My hair wasn’t styled, so it had a wispy look to it. Not at all MegaDeth like. In fact, if it wasn’t for my weight, I would call myself a Douche on first site 😉
So of course conversations start floating in my head, and when this happens I need to have a comeback.
The conversation went like this:
(youth prime) “And here is someone that clearly doesn’t listen to MegaDeth(pointing at me)”
(me, channelling my best Jesse Pinkman) “I’ve been listening to MegaDeth since before you were sucking on your mom’s tits, Bitch!”
It wasn’t a long conversation, and not really a clever one, but I was in a hurry. And it didn’t actually happen. Which is too bad as I was clearly prepared.