Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I stopped [info]olletho from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1245 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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