Dear Virgin Mobile

Please stop trying to be hip.
We get it.
You’re new, you’re cool. But stop.

Especially in the emails…

Hey Bill,
Thanks for taking the time to write in.

blah blah blah(mine, not his)

Lots of Love,
Darryll

(bold mine, not his)
Lots of Love?
Really, Darryll, have you ever met me?

Just…stop.

1 Comment

  1. flying_squirrel
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    Yeah, okay, that stuff’s really annoying… I try to ignore it…

    Reply

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