GI Joe: Sigma Six.
OK, take an early 80’s anime. Bring it over to North America.
Find the cheapest voice actors you can to dub it.
In the process, dumb it down to a point where a two year old would feel insulted.
Now, and here’s the tricky part: Do all of this during the *creation* process of the show, and you’ll have GI Joe Sigma Six.
I’ve been watching early 80’s anime and NA shows in the last few months, and the dialog wasn’t nearly as bad as what I’m hearing here.
Not to mention the terrible acting.
I weep for the future.