The Button

Hmmm…there’s a trouble light on the alarm panel.
Let me push these buttons to see if I can make it go away.
Oh, the alarm is armed now. Oh well.
Hmmm, the alarm is beeping now that I’ve opened the door.
OH CRAP THE ALARM IS GOING OFF!
MAKE IT STOP! THE NOISE! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
WHERE IS IT?!?! WHERE IS THE SIREN COMING FROM?!?!
THERE, BEHIND THE VENT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
HACK IT WITH THE KNIFE!
There, silence. The alarm, it is dead.
Off to the folks place for dinner.

That way my Sunday, how was your’s?

5 Comments

  1. packetfire
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    Funniest alarm story EVAR!!

    You suck. 🙂

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  2. sidekickca
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    On the upside, I think the siren drowned out most of the cursing…

    It wasn’t until later that night that I found the manual for the thing. It’s now officially off.

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  3. packetfire
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    How did the dog take to the alarm?

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  4. sidekickca
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    Not too badly.
    However, I think she was reacting more to my:
    OH F@%K OFF!
    OH FOR THE LOVE OF F&!K!
    SHUT THE F*$K UP!

    than the actual alarm itself 😛

    Because, you know, sirens understand English…

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  5. olletho
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    But the act of yelling for some strange reason seems to clamp down on the ears in a manner that stops them from that stabby stabby pain.

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