The “I should be sleeping” MEME

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items.
You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: grapes
2. Bakery: cheese sticks
3. Meat: steak
4. Frozen: ice cream
5. Dry goods: pasta
6. Dairy: cheese(marble)

Let’s say we’re heading out for a weekend getaway.
You’re only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you.
So, what’s in your bag?
1. underwear
2. shirt
3. jeans

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Yar
2. Poop!
3. for the love’a
4. coolio
5. no problemo

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn’t get to do, you probably wouldn’t be in the best mood?
1. surfing
2. sleeping
3. listening to music

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself.
We’re talking a 3 hour block with nobody around.
What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. watching tv
2. reading comics
3. playing video games
4. having a snack
5. napping

We’re going to the zoo.
But, it looks like it could start storming, so it’ll have to be a quick visit.
What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. bears
2. monkeys
3. sharks

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. The Daily Show
2. House
3. Chuck
4. Good Eats

You’re hungry for ice cream.
I’ll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone.
What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Peanut Butter
2. Chocolate
3. Peanut Butter

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…
in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.
So, what’s in there?
1. Picture of Simon
2. So Much Better(.com) business cards
3. Alien ID
4. Free Movie tickers
5. Home Depot Card

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let’s pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. SuperHero
2. mechanic
3. digital artist
4. King of the world, Baby!

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. High School doesn’t last forever, college is better
2. Don’t sit at home so much, go out and exercise
3. Don’t slack at work so much, you’re gonna get your ass fired
4. You already have too many Gundam models, you don’t need more!

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