Do you ever get to the point in the Landry War where you realise that the shirt you’re currently wearing is the last clean shirt you own, and at some point you’ll have to start pulling out things that you haven’t worn in years, like old suits and halloween costumes?
I’m wearing that shirt right now.
And I don’t have any old halloween costumes to fall back on.
But, with this knowledge in hand, will I actually do any laundry tonight?
We’ll see what the fates have in store for me.