I know I shouldn’t give Paris Hilton anymore attention, but this just struck me as really funny:

(during an interview while in jail…that last bit is important):

On the difficulty of visits in jail:
“I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won’t even let me do that.That’s how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I’m not a criminal, I’m not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It’s hard but I’m stronger everyday.”

You’re in jail, ergo, you’re a criminal.
And she says she just plays dumb…uh huh…