Phone Bot: Your warranty is about to expire, this is the last notice, press 1 to talk to someone about it.
Me: #press 1#
Dude on Phone: Hi there, I need to ask some security questions before I can continue.
Me: Shoot
Dude: Who am I speaking to?
Me: You called me, you tell me who you’re speaking to?
Dude: I don’t have your file, I need to find out who….
Me: You called me and told me my warranty is about to expire, the least you could do is have my file, so you tell me who I am!
Dude: I’ll add your number to the do not call list…
Me:Damn Skippy you will!

1 Comment

  1. thinkschematwo

    That’s awesome!

    The best laugh I’ve had all week!

    All I can say is that I’m glad I don’t get those kind of calls (though, it would give me something to talk about!).


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