Would you rather:
1. wake up and find you can ONLY tell the absolute truth OR only lies?

Working tech support, I can imagine that ONLY telling the absolute truth would be the most fun ^_^

2. gargle with mint listerine mouthwash before every meal OR lick a lime before every bite?

gargle with Listerine, at least my mouth would be clean…

3. drink a glass of water taken from a public kiddie pool OR from the shark tank at the aquarium?

Shark Tank, less chlorine and kiddie pee

4. go out to dinner with a convicted serial killer OR vice president dick cheney?

And get shot in the face either way? Serial Killer would be more interesting.

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Filed under: Blog - @ March 7, 2006 9:55 am