I was watching some show on UFO cover-ups and the like, and it dawned on me:
If these aliens are advanced enough to travel countless light-years to see us, why constantly abduct us?
You think they would have learned all they needed to learn with the first couple of ones?
So, I came up with a few, more likely, reasons why aliens are visiting earth:
1. Market Research
* Trying to figure out which shape of UFO will cause the most panic
* All aliens ingest food anally, so these anal “probes” are actually taste tests
* Attempting to reach the “Earthling” Demographic
2. They’re doing it for the hell of it
On another note, I’m gonna go to TO to visit some friends of mine that I haven’t seen in about 1.5 years(I saw the other one about 5 months ago).
This should be fun ^_^
Filed under: Uncategorized - @ April 6, 2001 10:20 pm