Saw something funny today.
Fully authorized Britney Spears fingernail tattoos. That wasn’t the funny bit.
The funny bit, and this is good, was the choking hazard.
Yes sir, a choking hazard. I suppose they can come off when you’re jamming your fingers down your throat.
Gotta keep your girlish figure somehow.
Filed under: Uncategorized - @ March 10, 2001 10:23 pm