I was watching some show on UFO cover-ups and the like, and it dawned on me: If these aliens are advanced enough to travel countless light-years to see us, why constantly abduct us? You think they would have learned all they needed to learn with the first couple of ones? So, I came up with […]

Couple of things today. First, I got a response from my friend that studies all things old, and this is what he said: The answer to your question is that “evolution” is actually “devolution”. At one time man was even capable of holding doors open for woman, now they will knock each other down trying […]

At an average of 1700 “hits” per day, it’ll only take me another 14 days to get 100,000 “hits”. It would be nice to actually have these people VISIT my site. But maybe I should do something special for the 100,000th “hit” Suggestions are welcome…well, maybe not welcome, but it would be interesting to hear […]

It’s a wonder how we as a species ever managed to survive without the handicapped buttons that allow us to open doors. Did ancient man just stay at home? Was everything just delivered, and that makes me wonder how THEY got out to deliver stuff? Did the delivery people not have doors(after all, they wouldn’t […]

Someone asked me to update this, so here it is. I will pass on a phrase of wisdom that is often said but never followed: Don’t eat at Denys the day after heavy drinking. That’s it. I only mention it because I was drinking alot Friday night, and then the next day we went to […]

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve been drinking every night since the 9th of March. I’m not sure if I should be worried about it, but I’m having too good a time hanging out with the people that I live with, and we just happen to go for beer. I’m curious if the beer […]

They say it’s the first day of Spring, and from the weather outside, it might actually be. One of my best friends got married over the weekend. Everything went well, and I’ll be posting pics from the wedding, and more importantly, from the bachelor party the week before. It still seems weird though, I’m waiting […]

Saw something funny today. Fully authorized Britney Spears fingernail tattoos. That wasn’t the funny bit. The funny bit, and this is good, was the choking hazard. Yes sir, a choking hazard. I suppose they can come off when you’re jamming your fingers down your throat. Gotta keep your girlish figure somehow.

So I log into work this morning, and wanting to read my net cartoons, I fire up IE. Problem, my password doesn’t work. No prob , I’ll just reset it. Problem, the website where I can do this doesn’t seem to like my password. No prob, call up the help desk for them to reset […]

No idea what to write today. Feeling rather tired, and that’s surprising because it’s actually VERY sunny outside. And since I sleep with my blinds open, I should have gotten a face full this morning. But still I managed to oversleep. Other than that, I’ve actually been working today. Well, maybe not GREAT work, but […]